The chick closest to land was gone
She ran before the shit even fell through
She’s the one that survives the horror movie.
the two girls after her rescued each other, they’ll survive as well
I also love the guys in the middle who are like THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO. JUST ACCEPT THIS WATERY DEATH.
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment
conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return
The fact that I laughed at all of these proves your point.
"how many potato / no potato / i am a tree"
McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER
No classes together ever goodbye
One day years from now, when tumblr has turned to dust and you think you’re safe and all of this is but a half-forgotten memory, you will open the door and I will be there and you will know that it is because of this that I have come for you